Showing posts with label recession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recession. Show all posts

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Hercules taking the strain - # 16/10



Hercules Apolladonis, Greek entrepreneur and owner of the branded chain of high end leisure, sun tanning and body-building clubs is not downhearted.  "The collapse of the Greek economy and the threat of total state bankruptcy  do not affect our enterprise.  In fact, the Apolladonis Group is doing extremely well.  The severe winter and the icey conditions in Northern Europe caused many accidents which have brought us an abundant flood of clients in need of professional body-building services that will support and speed up their recovery.  These highly motivated clients will be leaving us in a month or two looking and being even fitter than they were before they fell.  These are people who put in the work and expect the results.  Hercules Apolladonis delivers what they demand." 

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

The 99p Store! - # 09/31

Business is booming! Everything less than £1.00. Kingston upon Thames - a major premium grade shopping centre outside Central London (if I remember correctly).